I got this in an email and thought it was pretty funny, so I thought I would post it and share. Enjoy:
Democratic National Convention 2008 Agenda
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 P.M. Gaia is our Mother. A religious view by Friends of the Earth
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay wedding, Barney Frank presiding
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 P.M. Free Sadam Rally. Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. Proper etiquette for surrender French President Jacques Chirac
9:10 P.M. “Animals are Smarter than We are” hosted by PETA
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. “Why I Hate the Military,” a brief talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Michael Moore presents Dan Rather the Truth in Broadcasting award
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. “How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought down the World Trade Center Towers” by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. “Our Troops are War Criminals” by John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home